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[PeteSamson]

Gary.

Thanks for the personalised service!

[Gary C]

I'll have a think, Gregg.

That'll do for now - think of something decent, and you can have it

[Kebabus]

Anorak will do fine or will it?

Come on chaps think of a good one for me please, keep em clean and I know who you are!

[The Don]

How about "The Real Slim Shady"

[The Don]

By the way Gary, think Rambo's should be changed to "Shite tipster !!"

[Kebabus]

How about "The Real Slim Shady"

Next it will be Fatboy Slim?

[The Duke]

pete - youre further up the line than me or the duchess cause if things get tight for the darts near the ned of the season[ you know minus goal diff etc ] then in your position you can obtain divine intervention , whereas all we can do is have a quick word with charles or camilla and a fat load of good that will do us !!!!!!!

so keep the prayer mats polished even point it towards mecca if you have to but above all keep the faith

UP THE DARTS [ and petes pulpitt !!]

[The Duke]

suggest greg be known as " the princes park warbler "

also as i'm 60 on wednesday i think a bit of respect is due and suggest

grandad , fuel allowance qualifier , bus pass pending, viagra calling

[The Duke]

suggest greg be known as " the princes park warbler "

also as i'm 60 on wednesday i think a bit of respect is due and suggest

grandad , fuel allowance qualifier , bus pass pending, viagra calling

[TREVOR B]

Duke at 60 you can avoid the need for fuel allowance by putting on the thermals, avoid the need for the bus pass by walking or still using the car, as for the viagra, well as a stiff upright pillar of the community you should be able to do without the need for an artificial stimulant, although I've heard that holding a candle under the appropriate organ does help.

Better still The Duchess tells me she's got a supply of sleeping pills ready for your night time cocoa, so that she can read all the books she has been given for Xmas un-interrupted, that's with the exception of The Hard Man by Dave Mackay and the copy of The Kama Sutra you gave her, because she's thinking of your age and doesn't want you to put your back out.

[The 5th Searcher]

At his age he will only need half a viagra which is purely to stop him rolling out of bed at night.

You never know Duke, someone may even have a cheap Zimmer frame up for sale on E-Bay.

I'll keep an eye out Duke (oop's sorry   ) for a tartan blanket for you to keep you warm whilst sitting in the stand because at your age hypothermia can set in very quickly.