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Voting closed: March 25, 2008, 06:28:14 PM

[Banksy87]

my imminent return is slowly aproaching and i cant wait cause i have been starved of the darts and also my new weapon makes it debut 

Is it just me or is anyone else a little nervous of being introduced to Banksy's new weapon

dont be worried people it has been tried and tested when i have been pissed and i have been told that it is very loud 

[Coney]

my imminent return is slowly aproaching and i cant wait cause i have been starved of the darts and also my new weapon makes it debut 

Is it just me or is anyone else a little nervous of being introduced to Banksy's new weapon

dont be worried people it has been tried and tested when i have been pissed and i have been told that it is very loud 

Well it would never have been tried when you are sober!

Happy 21st William

[Tall Fella]

Unfortunately he is generally a bad luck omen and disaster follows him around. The first Darts game I took him to was v Chelmsford at Welling in 1992, the last game before the wilderness years - I have blamed him ever since. We took him to Bury on Saturday and managed to come away relatively unscathed though.

I had a friend like that, but then he came to watch us at home vs canvey, at 1-1 in the second half i was looking at him going  but then we went on to score 5. Hopefully more of the same vs ware! 

[Banksy87]

my imminent return is slowly aproaching and i cant wait cause i have been starved of the darts and also my new weapon makes it debut 

Is it just me or is anyone else a little nervous of being introduced to Banksy's new weapon

dont be worried people it has been tried and tested when i have been pissed and i have been told that it is very loud 

Well it would never have been tried when you are sober!

Happy 21st William

thank you people im am finally a big man now 

also were finally going to shut these people up who say we dont sing , ie canvey fans and people on here who said we got outsung by 30 bury fans which is an absolute embarassment 

[The Duke]

banksy - i didnt know you were christened WILLIAM ??/

now is that prefixed by  " little or large " ?

i cant believe youve had your 21st birthday and it hasnt me or youir other pals any  [cider ] money !!!!!!!!!!1

[Banksy87]

banksy - i didnt know you were christened WILLIAM ??/

now is that prefixed by  " little or large " ?

i cant believe youve had your 21st birthday and it hasnt me or youir other pals any  [cider ] money !!!!!!!!!!1

yes duke but dont call me that will is fine 
no im large im afraid son 
yes 21sy birthday party on monday night was awesome lots of alcohol and nice ladies out with me 

[Houdini]

My future brother in law who lives in Northampton and who has seen the Darts four times this season is attending as part of his birthday treat he wanted to see a Dartford game , I think he is hooked on the Darts but considering he is a coach at Northampton Spencer who play in the Eagle Bitter United Counties league , watching the Darts must seem like watching Brazil.

Houdini 

[The Duke]

now " willy " copius amounts of cider will render you to join the " little " club so go steady !!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO

in my post i missed out the word " COST " so obviously owe you one now that you have joined the over 21 club

will , willy , bill , billy or even liam ?  , you will always be [ young ] BANKSY to us !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UP THE DARTS

[Banksy87]

now " willy " copius amounts of cider will render you to join the " little " club so go steady !!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO

in my post i missed out the word " COST " so obviously owe you one now that you have joined the over 21 club

will , willy , bill , billy or even liam ?  , you will always be [ young ] BANKSY to us !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UP THE DARTS

yes when i make my iminent return next weekend a nice queue of people offering me a bottle of cider will be great never know may return the favour 

[ozymandias]

Well, Billy Boy. 21,a? Life will pass you by so fast now you're a man. Take my advice, stick a parachute on your back, might slow you down a bit. In a blink of an eye, you'll be standing next to me on the half way line, and if you still got that drum you might just be wearing it. Cos by then I'll be in my eighties, and you'll still be a youngster in your forties. And i'll be wanting all the sleep I can get.
When you stand on the half-way line, a goal wakes you up, literally.
I'm bringing my brother to the Ware game, it's his third game this year, he's 60, so mind you keep the noise down.
All the best for your future Banksy.
UTD

[Banksy87]

Well, Billy Boy. 21,a? Life will pass you by so fast now you're a man. Take my advice, stick a parachute on your back, might slow you down a bit. In a blink of an eye, you'll be standing next to me on the half way line, and if you still got that drum you might just be wearing it. Cos by then I'll be in my eighties, and you'll still be a youngster in your forties. And i'll be wanting all the sleep I can get.
When you stand on the half-way line, a goal wakes you up, literally.
I'm bringing my brother to the Ware game, it's his third game this year, he's 60, so mind you keep the noise down.
All the best for your future Banksy.
UTD

i bloody cant wait till next saturday my return,weapons debut and a big crowd for top of table clash what more could you lot ask for 

[Gary C]

It's probably best not to call it a weapon - it's bad enough we've got a drum coming, but to make it out to be a weapon really isn't cool.

[Banksy87]

It's probably best not to call it a weapon - it's bad enough we've got a drum coming, but to make it out to be a weapon really isn't cool.

dont worry gary a drum is cool and is not a brentwood or canvey drum u will not be able to see it as its a hand drum but trust me its as bloody loud as what other teams have and like i said it will make choir sing for whole 90 mins if they dont want to hear it alot 

[eagle88]

Team Comparisons   
                                  Dartford FC                          Ware FC                     
 Position                             1                                  4
Won                                 65.71%                         52.94% Won
Draw                                20.00%                           29.41% Draw
Lost                                 14.29%                          17.65% Lost
Clean Sheets                      17                                9                      Clean Sheets
Goal strike rates               every 33 min                   every 36 min.        Goal strike rates
Goal concede rates           every 88 min.                  every 62 min.        Goal concede rates
 
Home win                        76.47%                      64.71% Away win
Home draw                      11.76 %                    11.76% Away draw
Home lost                        11.76 %                    23.53% Away lost
Home Clean Sheets               9                           5  Away Clean Sheets
Home Goal strike rates         every 29 min.                every 33 min. Away Goal strike rates
Home Goal concede rates    every 102 min.                every 64 min. Away Goal concede rates

Last 8 Matches            DDWWWWDW                 WWWWDDDL

As can be seen by the figures this game will not be easy. We have to avenge the 4-0 defeat at their place. A good crowd will go along way to helping the team.

[Kebabus]

If you take the last 4 games into consideration then we are the favourites plus home advantage, agree tough match but nothing to fear.