Duke, having been doing our reports up until promotion last season, I can understand the odd howler from Mike. The only thing with Mike is, he gets to do it twice, for the NLP and Newshopper.
It's funny how you see different things when reporting, different scorers of goals etc. And then of course the paper don't help with their own howlers. ( My experience with NLP)
I remember once many moons ago reporting down at Northfleet, we scored, but I didn't see who put the ball through to the scorer. So I asked Gilesy (Roger), he didn't know, he asked the group he was with, roughly twenty of you guys. No one knew who had laid on the goal.
Poor Mike, Bless him. I know how he feels.