Being a white van man I have a beef with the plod. In New Romney ( such a huge town ) one of my customers is in the high street and close to a pelican crossing. For years i have parked in the zig-zag area to make my deliveries. Taking at the most 40 seconds- to a minute. In past years the village had a beat copper who would allow such parking because he knew it took that amount of time.
But now things have changed, the copper (a different one ) tells you to move. A few months ago, whilst delving in the back doors, I heard someone shouting. Stepping back, I found a copper sitting in his car in the zig-zag area with his passenger window down hollering at me to 'move it off or you'll get a ticket'. Ignorant f**ker couldn't even be bothered to get out of his car.
So I jumped in the van and indicated to pull out and double park with hazards directly in front of him. Got out the van and made my delivery. I hung about in the shop a while and went back after a minute. He was still there, still trying to get around my van with a face like thunder. I gave him a smile, which I don't think he appreciated.
But I just find the coppers of today so ignorant