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[nick500]

Someone apparently called 999 to report their missing snowman... Ican't believe these people! 

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kentonline/news/2010/december/3/999_caller_angers_police.aspx

[Jeremy]

The gang who stole it have already stripped it down and dumped all the components in my garden.  Perhaps I should call the Police and tell them I've got it.   

Those responsible must be cold, calculating criminals. Let's hope the long arm of the thaw catch up with them.

[nick500]

I'd keep an eye out for the two £1 coins this person used for the snowmans eyes (..that was what concerned her most!).

Would make a good case for Insp. Frost to ivestigate maybe? 

[King Penguin]

Reckon that's The Medway Towns' very own queen of chav Kelly Brook calling. Love the bit about "it's made out of snow. I made it meself!"  Oh! In that case we'll be right on it, luv!

[Non-Newtonian Fluid]

The case seems a bit flakey if you ask me, and there's snow chance of catching the criminals, so the case will have to be put on ice as the police won't have the time to plough through the tons of statements. 

[nick500]

The case seems a bit flakey if you ask me, and there's snow chance of catching the criminals, so the case will have to be put on ice as the police won't have the time to plough through the tons of statements. 

[blues brother]

When caught, they can certainly expect the long arm of the law to come down harsh on them which will ultimately end in defrosty grilling.   

[blues brother]

I think the culprits have melted away in the crowds. 

[nick500]

When caught, they can certainly expect the long arm of the law to come down harsh on them which will ultimately end in defrosty grilling.   

Just to repeat that last bit..  

[nick500]

I wonder if the snowman had her large hoped earings, clown necklace and burberry scarf on too?

Latest news from Chatham.....
Police are now treating this as a kidnapping as a ransom note was found near the scene... with ...a carrott! 

[Jeremy]

i just got home, right, and found that someone has forced open all my doors and windows.

i am dead sick about it, right. i mean i don't mean to be funny, right, but it was the best advent calendar i have eva had and i only just started it.

[180]

Stolen snowman spotted on the A2

[Coney 2012]

Oh my god, he hasn't been kidnapped, he got the chav disease and nicked a car!

[Non-Newtonian Fluid]

I once had a job as a police pathologist and worked on a case where over 2,000 snowmen had been reported murdered.

Turned out that I was working on a carrot farm. 

Thanks to Milton Jones there!

[nick500]

I once had a job as a police pathologist and worked on a case where over 2,000 snowmen had been reported murdered.

Turned out that I was working on a carrot farm. 

Thanks to Milton Jones there!