Applied for six tickets, three events. Got none. Top top it off the stadium is right by my workplace and during the tournament commuting will be impossible.
Miserable git. We get the Olympics for the first time in 60+ years, for the duration of @ month, and your are moaning about commuting!
Re the tickets, just bunk in. Come the day, sport your best whistle and blag it.
"Can I help you sir?"
"I very much hope so." as you lean across an eastern european gateperson and slip a cosy "moody" 50 sov. note onto his pocket, whilst whispering "There's more where that came from, Pedro."
As an aside, there is still space on the Hardcore 'Blimp' which we have hired for the majority of the athletic finals. We will just hover over the statdium whilst sipping a giant Pimms. What they gonna do, shoot us down? Not as silly as you think eh?
